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Dec. 2nd, 2008

*WANDERS IN ON ALL FOURS, CARRYING A LARGE, DEAD BIRD IN HIS MOUTH*

MRF RRRMMMMGG MMMPH GGGRPH

*STARTS RIPPING IT APART HAPPILY*

SICK.

*COUGH**HACK**KACK* UGH. I'BE REABBY SICK. I GOT A COUGH, *ACHOO* A BEAKY DOSE, AND BY STOBACH FEELS ITCHY AND THERE'S RED SPOTS ON BY ARMS.

NOT!BLUE NOW?

OK, SO. I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO RESCUE ME.
(ESPECIALLY YOURS, AZULON. WTF, YOU KNOW SHIRSHU'S CAN'T SNIFF OUT SPIRITS. REALLY.)

I DECIDED TO ABANDON THE CREEPY BLUE MAN AFTER HE STARTED WAVING HIS SWORD-LIKE OBJECT AT ME.

IT TOOK AWHILE, BUT I AIN'T BLUE ANYMORE! I THINK I'M BACK IN THE REGULAR OLD SPIRIT WORLD. AZULON, YOU BETTER COME GET ME, AND YOU BETTER BE ON TIME, OR ELSE SKULLS WILL BE CRACKED.



... HOW INTERESTING, IT SEEMS I LOST WEIGHT AFTER ALL THIS 8D

OH WAIT, WASN'T I... I'M PRETTY SURE THE ANATOMY OF HEAVILY-PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD STILL APPLY TO SPIRITS, SHOULD IT NOT? D:


MY STEAMBABIES! DDDDD:

LATE RESCUE IS EVEN LATER THAN EVER...

SO, MY UNDEAD PREGNANT GRANDMOTHER'S SPIRIT IS STILL LOST, TOPH HAS BEEN DOING SOME REALLY UNSETTLING THINGS WITH FISH JELLO SOUP, AND I KEEP HAVING THIS HORRIBLE RECURRING DREAM.

LATE RESCUE IS LATE

STUPID SHIRSHU. STUPID PARALYZING TONGUE. STUPID PARALYSIS, WHICH HAS YET TO FULLY WEAR OFF. >:(


I'M COMING FOR YOU, KANNA!

HUH.

WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I GO TAKE A NAP, I WAKE UP SOMEWHERE ELSE? LAST TIME IT WAS THE PANDA... THING. AND NOW, I'VE NO IDEA WHERE I AM.

FOR SOME REASON, I'VE TURNED ALL BLUE. FORTUNATELY, I MET A VERY NICE MAN WHO'S HELPED ME AROUND SOME. QUITE THE GENTLEMAN, THIS GUY. AND ALSO QUITE BLUE.



I WAS JUST TELLING HIM HOW MIFFED I AM THAT IT'S BEEN DAYS AND NO ONE'S COME RESCUED ME YET. SRSLY. WHAT GOOD ARE TWO HUSBANDS AND GRANDCHILDREN WHO SAVE THE WORLD IF NONE OF THEM COME LOOKING FOR YOU?

ALSO. I THINK I LEFT MY FISH JELLO SOUP BOILING ON THE STOVE.



FOLLOW THAT GIANT SPIRIT STORK! AND I WANT NO SNEAKY BRINGING BACK SOMEONE ELSE'S UNDEAD HEAVILY-PREGNANT SPIRIT GRANDMOTHER INSTEAD, BECAUSE NO POINTS WILL BE REWARDED. WE NEED TO GET GRAN-GRAN BACK!

ETA: I AM BEGINNING TO THINK THAT ROCKTOBER'S TRADITIONAL SEASONAL EVENT, IN ADDITION TO THAT WHOLE GIVING BIRTH THING, IS SEARCHING FOR MISSING PERSONS.

SO: THE MISSING THUS FAR:
- AANG (GLOWING IN THE DARK, SOMEWHERE)
- GRAN-GRAN (OFF WITH A GIANT STORK, AND ALSO GLOWING IN THE DARK)
- CHONG (ON AN ISLAND/TURTLE, BUT PROBABLY NOT GLOWING IN THE DARK)
- HAWKY (???)
- PROBABLY OTHER PEOPLE THAT I'M FORGETTING, AS WELL AS PEOPLE WHO LEFT TO GO BUY GROCERIES AND HAVE YET TO RETURN (ALL BETS ARE OFF)

THEY MAY BE IN THIS FORM BY THE TIME WE FIND THEM. IF SO, DO NOT CRACK THOSE EGGS OPEN, EVEN IF YOU'RE DYING AND THE ONLY CURE THAT WILL SAVE YOU IS AN OMELET.

ADVENTURE!!

CHONG IS MISSING!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO GO FIND HIM!!!

SO I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A SEARCH PARTY.

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THAT NICE MAN BEHIND ME IS WILLING TO DRIVE OUR BOAT ALL AROUND THE WORLD!
AND I GOT A NEW HAT!

HERE'S OUR BOAT.
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AND I GUESS THERE WILL BE A REWARD FOR WHOEVER FINDS HIM!!
WHO'S WANTS TO GO WITH AND FIND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT CHONG?!!!

/FOAMY
I FELT WE NEEDED SOME BIG ADVENTURE, 'CAUSE I WAS BORED. >.<
AND FOAMY NEEDS CHONG FOR DRUGS.

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!

HI EVERYBODY!! I'M BACK FROM MY LONG AND MYSTERIOUS ABSENCE!!!11!7

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