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BABIES ARE NOT CUTE ANY MORE

FOUND
BABIES


THEY ARE REALLY POOP-Y AND CRY-Y. AND FUNNY COLORED.


I KIND OF FOUND THEM. I WAS GOING TO RAISE THEM MYSELF AND MAKE THEM AIRBENDERS, BUT I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD MAKE GOOD AIRBENDERS. I THINK THEY KIND OF HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE THEY KEEP TRYING TO EAT MY NIPPLES, NO MATTER HOW MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES I GIVE THEM. ALSO, THEY WON'T LET ME SLEEP. EVER. 8C

SO IF ANYONE IS MISSING ANY BABIES, I HAVE SOME. PLEASE TAKE THEM! PLEASE!





//AANG
I AM THE WORST PLAYER EVER. D':  SORRY, GUYS!

Comments

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smeller_b
Dec. 19th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
THERE THEY ARE.

*TAKES BABIES*

GOD, I TURN MY BACK FOR A FEW SECONDS AND THEY JUST DISAPPEAR! IT'S BEEN ABOUT TWO MONTHS, SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT FILING A POLICE REPORT, BUT NOW THAT YOU FOUND THEM I DON'T HAVE TO. SO, THANKS FOR THAT.

.....


WHY ARE THEY BLUE AND PURPLE. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT THEY WERE NOT THAT WAY BEFORE.
prettyfirelady
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T HAVE RELATIONS WITH A VAMPIRE?
smeller_b
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
I DON'T KNOW

IS ZUKO A VAMIRE? I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IF LONGSHOT WAS A VAMP, I WOULD HAVE NOTICED BY NOW.

SPEAKING OF LONGSHOT, I'D BETTER GET HOME. HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BRINGING HOME A BEAR FOR DINNER.
prettyfirelady
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:18 am (UTC)
I DON'T KNOW, IM STARTING TO THINK SO. YOU SEE, WHEN HE EMOS IN THE SUN, HE HAS THIS STRANGE SPARKLE TO HIM. I NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO IT THOUGH -- BUT SINCE I FOUND OUT I WAS WHITE, WELL, A LOT OF THINGS ARE OPENING UP TO ME.

... OH DEAR, I RAMBLED.

YES, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU WOULD. I THINK YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD, ACTUALLY... ACCORDING TO THIS BOOK I PICKED UP THE OTHER DAY IN THE GARBAGE.
smeller_b
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:21 am (UTC)
MAN, I HOPE PICKLE'S NOT A VAMPIRE. THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH BLOOD THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE OUT OF MY NIPPLE.

...DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT GARBAGE-BOOK? I'M ALMOST OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
im_tha_avatah
Dec. 20th, 2008 08:22 am (UTC)
THANK YOU, THANK YOU! PLEASE TAKE THEM. I NEVER KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO...HORRIBLE. HOW CAN SOMETHING SO LITTLE MAKE SO MUCH POOP!? 8[

AND I DUNNO. I FOUND THEM LIKE THAT. :\ BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE DARK!
lady_mercury
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:02 am (UTC)
/NOT URSA

I LOL'D HARD.
im_tha_avatah
Dec. 20th, 2008 09:17 am (UTC)
//AANG
YAY, THANKS. :P
prettyfirelady
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
UNFORTUNATELY MR. AVATAR, I HAVE TWO CHILDREN OF MY OWN WHO ARE PRETTY MUCH INSANE. IF YOU ASKED ME IN THE BEGINNING I WOULD HAVE LET YOU KNOW CHILDREN ARE NOT NICE D:
smeller_b
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
WELL SHIT
prettyfirelady
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:11 am (UTC)
I'M SORRY, DEAR.
I WAS STUCK ON A LIONTURTLE FOR A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME.
footsaw
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:36 am (UTC)
YA KNOW, I MAY BE BIASED CUZ OF THE HATING-MY-PARENTS THING, BUT I DON'T THINK THE KIDS ARE THE ONES TO BLAME ON THE INSANITY FRONT.
im_tha_avatah
Dec. 20th, 2008 08:51 am (UTC)
BUT THEY LOOK SO CUDDLY AND CUTE AND THEY MAKE FUNNY FACES AND SILLY SOUNDS! THEN THEY GET HUNGRY, OR SLEEPY, OR POOPY. OR MAYBE ALL AT THE TIME! SOMEONE NEEDS TO WARN PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW: DO NOT HAVE BABIES! SPREAD THE WORD.
deadfirelord
Dec. 19th, 2008 08:03 am (UTC)
UH....HOW DO YOU KNOW WHOSE THEY ARE? 'CAUSE KANNA WAS PREGNANT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE SPIRIT WORLD AND NOW SHE'S NOT, AND....YEAH. KINDA CURIOUS ABOUT THAT.
im_tha_avatah
Dec. 20th, 2008 08:55 am (UTC)
I DUNNO. I FOUND THEM IN THE SPIRIT WORLD, BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE'S NAME ON THEM.
southside_gran
Dec. 19th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
HOLY MOTHER OF TOPH--

IS THAT-

ARE THOSE--

BEE, GIVE ME BACK MY STEAMBABIES D<

/GRANGRAN
FOR THE RECORD, ILU. AND I SRSLY LOL'D AT THAT PICTURE XD
im_tha_avatah
Dec. 20th, 2008 09:07 am (UTC)
OOPS! WRONG MOMMY!

//AANG
LOL, TY. <3
southside_gran
Dec. 20th, 2008 10:15 am (UTC)
GEEZ, ONE WOULD THINK YOU'RE BLIND OR SOMETHING. CLEARLY THESE ARE MY BABIES. SEE, THIS ONE TOTALLY HAS PAKKU'S LITTLE TOESIE-WOESIES, AND THIS ONE INHERITED AZULON'S LITTLE EARS-...

I'M RUNNING OUTTA RHYMES.

footsaw
Dec. 20th, 2008 11:24 am (UTC)
HE SHOULD BE SO AWESOME. HE'S NOT BLIND, JUST STUPID. I KNEW THEY WERE YOURS.

YUP.

STINK LIKE FISH JERKY AND BRIMSTONE? GOTTA BE GRAN GRAN'S STEAMBEANS.
deadfirelord
Jan. 4th, 2009 08:33 am (UTC)
I DO NOT EITHER SMELL LIKE BRIMSTONE. AT LEAST I DON'T SMELL LIKE DIRT.
smeller_b
Dec. 20th, 2008 04:18 am (UTC)
WAIT THESE ARE YOURS....?

CRAP.
southside_gran
Dec. 20th, 2008 10:11 am (UTC)
MINE >(
sweetnnaive
Dec. 20th, 2008 11:47 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOODNESS, AANG YOU LOOK TERRIBLE! HAVE YOU SLEPT AT ALL!?
im_tha_avatah
Jan. 4th, 2009 07:52 am (UTC)
NO. D: BABIES ARE LIKE WOLF-BATS. ALL THEY DO IS SCREECH ALL NIGHT LONG! IT'S AWFUL.
sweetnnaive
Jan. 4th, 2009 08:00 am (UTC)
OH, AANG...GO LIE DOWN, GET SOME SLEEP. IF YOU CAN, STICK A TWIST OF KOALA-SHEEP WOOL IN YOUR EARS, TO BLOCK OUT THE NOISE.
doesnt_say_much
Dec. 31st, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
im_tha_avatah
Jan. 4th, 2009 07:56 am (UTC)
IF ONLY BABIES DIDN'T ALL LOOK THE SAME, THESE SORT OF MIX UPS WOULDN'T HAPPEN! [OBLIVIOUS TO THE OBVIOUS BLUE AND PURPLE COLORING OF KANNA'S BABIES BECAUSE PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS LIKE SKIN COLOR ARE TOO AMBIGUOUS TO BE NOTICED IN AVATAR LAND]

//AANG
LOL I LIKE EVERYONE'S EXPRESSIONS.
doesnt_say_much
Jan. 4th, 2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
...
...
...
*SIGH*

/NOTSHOT

AWWW, THANKS! BUT YOUR DRAWING WAS AMAZINGGGG. :D
sweetnnaive
Jan. 4th, 2009 08:02 am (UTC)
/SONG

BB, I LOVE YOU, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR INTERNETS SERVED UP TODAY?
doesnt_say_much
Jan. 4th, 2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
/NOTSHOT

OMG I GET INTERNETS??!! 8D *FIRST TIME*
AS LONG AS IT'S PIPING HOT I DON'T CAREEE~ <3 *IT'S VERY VERY COLD WHERE I AM D:*
THANKEE~
sweetnnaive
Jan. 4th, 2009 10:30 pm (UTC)
/SONG

*MELTS THE INTERNETS AND HANDS NOTSHOT A HOT CHOCOLATE - INTERNETS FLAVOURED*
deadfirelord
Jan. 4th, 2009 08:31 am (UTC)
/AZULON

AHAHA, OMG! I NEED TO LOG INTO THIS ACCOUNT MORE. XD
doesnt_say_much
Jan. 4th, 2009 09:21 pm (UTC)
/NOTSHOT

THANKS~ ^^ AS SHOULD I. I NEED TO PARTICIPATE MORE IN THIS FATHERHOOD THING... :/
sexyback_pakku
Jan. 9th, 2009 06:14 pm (UTC)
....HOSHIT.

AANG, WHAT THE SHIT HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING MY KIDS?

THEY NEED A STRICT DIET OF SEA PRUNES AND TURTLEDUCK SHELL JELLY. YOU ARE CLEARLY DOING THIS WRONG.

KINDLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT AND GIMME MY KIDS BACK.
im_tha_avatah
Jan. 10th, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
DUH, I'M THE AVATAR? AS THE BRIDGE BETWEEN WORLDS, I THINK I WOULD KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF SPIRIT BABIES. SORT OF. ANYWAY, HOW AM I GOING GIVE YOUR KIDS BACK ONCE I'M OUT OF SIGHT?
sexyback_pakku
Jan. 10th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
THEY AIN'T YOUR SPIRIT BABIES, YOU VEGGIE EATER.

AS I SAID. CHILD REARING, YOU R DOING IT WRONG.

....DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC.

OK, GIMME THE KIDS THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT.
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