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COME TO ME, MY LITTLE TOE FUNGUS!

MORTALS OF THE WORLD, I HAVE FOUND TROO LUV AND HIS NAME IS OH-HEAVE!

IT WAS AWESOME YOU GUYS. HE IS MY ANGEL GOD FAIRY PRINCESS ADONIS AND I WILL LOVE HIM ~*FOREVER*~ I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE SO MUCH LIKE ME. IT'S ALMOST LIKE SELF-SERVICING... ONLY BETTER CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF!

I'M TELLIN' YA, IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

WE DANCED. THEN WE KISSED. THEN I BENT HIM TINY ROCK HEARTS. THEN I STRUNG THEM TOGETHER ON METAL WIRING AND SHOVED THEM UP HIS ASS.

AND WHEN I WOKE UP HE WAS GONE.

SO ALL YOU BITCHES ARE GONNA HELP ME FIND HIM.

AREN'T YOU!

/TOPH
SEEMS LIKE NOBODY KNEW WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT. YOU CAN FIND OUT HERE.

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party_hartyonji
Jan. 4th, 2009 05:02 am (UTC)
OH I SAW HIM! I THINK HE WAS..UM...ER...WAIT.

UM..NO! WAIT I THINK..UM,NO...NO..WAIT WHAT WAS HIS NAME? HEAVE HO? ISN'T THAT A BOAT OR SOMETHING? HE MIGHT BE IN THE WATER I DUNNO. I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE, I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE! D

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