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!!!!!!!!! REVELATIONS

I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THIS ENTIRE TIME I WAS NOT ASIAN.

BUT IN FACT, WHITE.

MY CHILDREN, IS THIS TRUE? HAVE I BEEN LIED TOO ALL THESE YEARS?

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deadfirelord
Dec. 12th, 2008 10:49 am (UTC)
I'M BLUE. BUT BEFORE I WAS KILLED BY A CERTAIN /SOMEONE/, I WAS DEATHLY WHITE. A WHITE SHEET HAD MORE COLOR THAN ME.
prettyfirelady
Dec. 13th, 2008 09:13 am (UTC)
.... YOU KNOW I HAD MY REASONS, FATHER. :|

... BUT THIS IS TRUE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ALL OF US INSTEAD OF HIDING THE SECRETS :|
deadfirelord
Dec. 12th, 2008 10:50 am (UTC)
/AZULON

ALSO, I LOL'D.
prettyfirelady
Dec. 13th, 2008 09:13 am (UTC)
/NOT URSA

LOL INORITE. IM SURPRISED THIS COMMUNITY ISNT RUNNING WITH IT AS PLOTDEVICE. HAHAHHA.
southside_gran
Dec. 13th, 2008 09:10 am (UTC)
YEAH? WELL I'M APPARENTLY COLOR-BLIND. BUT I COULD'VE SWORN I WAS DARK-SKINNED, BACK IN THE DAY *SHRUG*

/GRANGRAN
LOL, COMMENTED WITH THE WRONG JOURNAL, WTF
prettyfirelady
Dec. 13th, 2008 09:12 am (UTC)
ITS LIKE SOMEONE LIED TO US ALL THIS TIME.

MS MY FUTURE DAUGHTER IN LAW'S GRANDMOTHER, I BELIEVE WE NEED AN EXPLINATION FOR THIS DON'T YOU THINK?

/NOT URSA

LOL I WAS LIKE SRSLY WHO IS THIS CHARACTER?
southside_gran
Dec. 13th, 2008 09:25 am (UTC)
MS. MY FUTURE SON IN LAW'S MOTHER, I BELIEVE WE DO NEED AN EXPLANATION.

ANGRY MOB - Y/Y? THEY CAN'T SAY NO TO A COUPLE OF MENOPAUSAL MATRIARCHS NOW CAN THEY? WHERE'S HAMA WHEN YOU NEED HER?

/GRANGRAN
*DISCREETLY SLIPS YOU INTERNET COOKIES* YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
footsaw
Dec. 14th, 2008 11:42 am (UTC)
FUCK YEAH, ANGRY MOB! I'LL BRING THE PITCHFORKS!
filledwithh0pe
Dec. 14th, 2008 01:09 pm (UTC)
THEN WHAT THE HELL AM I? O__O

AM I WHITE NOW?
prettyfirelady
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
APPARENTLY SO, MY DEAR.

WE NEVER KNEW :(
im_tha_avatah
Dec. 19th, 2008 12:22 am (UTC)
ME TOO! IT'S WEIRD. NOW ALL I WANT TO DO WAS PLAY BASEBALL AND EAT APPLE PIE AND WEAR BLUE JEANS.
prettyfirelady
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
AND YOU KNOW WHAT! I WANTED TO HAVE A HOT DOG THE OTHER DAY! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

BUT APPARENTLY WE EAT IT! D:
im_tha_avatah
Dec. 20th, 2008 09:24 am (UTC)
EW, I HOPE IT'S NOT REALLY MADE FROM DOG-LLAMAS. ALSO, I WONDER IF 'HOT DOGS' ARE EATEN WITHOUT CHOPSTICKS, BECAUSE I COMPLETELY FORGOT HOW TO USE THOSE!
smeller_b
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
SHIT, I NEVER LOOKED AZN. HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUGE EYES? AND MY NOT-BLACK HAIR?

ALSO

YOU'RE ONE OF MY KID'S GRAMMA, APPARENTLY. SO I GUESS MY KID'S PART WHITE OR SOMETHING. PLEASE SEND US SOME MONEY.
prettyfirelady
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:19 am (UTC)
B-BUT SOME STRANGE MAN JUST CAME IN AND SAID WE WERE D:

BUT I WAS BANISHED, I HAVE NO MONEY. :( ASK MY CHEAP HUSBAND OR SON.
smeller_b
Dec. 19th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC)
OH YEAH

I NEED TO HIT OLE' CRUST-FACE UP FOR SOME CHILD SUPPORT. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
jerkybender
Dec. 22nd, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)
WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT I'M WHITE TOO.

... MAYBE WE'RE JUST REALLY DIRTY? OR STAINED?
party_hartyonji
Dec. 26th, 2008 02:18 am (UTC)
....CAN I BE PINK?
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