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ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!

ON MY GREAT EXPEDITION THOROUGHT THE ENTIRE WORLD, I FOUND THIS THING:
FlapJack Sardine

AND THIS HIDEOUS MONSTER!!!!!
AHHHHHJ

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SO WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE WHILE I WAS GONE?

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. IT HAS ALSO COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. THERE IS ONLY ONE LOGICAL EXPLANATION...

THE DAI LI MUST HAVE BEEN RE-ESTABLISHED AND THE ORGANIZATION IS ATTEMPTING TO KIDNAP THE ENTIRE WORLD.

OF COURSE THIS IS JUST A THEORY. BUT IT'S MY THEORY AND THEREFORE MUST BE RIGHT. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO COMBAT THIS PROBLEM, SEEING AS HOW I HAVE JUST BECOME UN-MISSING. I HAVE AMNESIA FOR THE PAST COUPLE MONTHS. THE DAI LI MUST HAVE BRAINWASHED ME.

...

I NEED TEA.

/ZUKO SORRY ABOUT THE LAME INACTIVITY. I WOULD SAY THAT I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH MY FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE, BUT THAT'S NOT A VERY GOOD EXCUSE...

TRUE STORY

OKAY, SO ZUKO AND JET WERE WALKING ALONG, AND KATARA COMES UP TO THEM ON AN OSTRICH HORSE.
SHE GETS OFF THE OSTRICH HORSE, TAKES OFF ALL HER CLOTHES, AND PUTS THEM IN A PILE ON THE GROUND. THEN, SHE TURNS TO ZUKO, BUCK NAKED, AND SAYS: 'TAKE WHAT YOU WILL.' A WHILE LATER, JET AND ZUKO ARE RIDING TOGETHER ON AN OSTRICH HORSE AND JET SAYS: "I THINK YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. THOSE CLOTHES WOULDN'T HAVE FIT YOU ANYWAY." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

YOU MAY ALL NOW REJOICE ACCORDINGLY.

I BROUGHT CACTUS JUICE. AND FANCY GROSS FOODS. THAT I MADE. AND THAT YOU
WILL EAT. OR ELSE.

KANNA, BB, I'M BACK!! I SORT OF GOT EATEN BY A SPIRIT PANDASHRIMP. DON'T LAUGH. D: IT WAS SLIMY.

Dec. 24th, 2008

DOOD. I WAS WONDERING WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN PEOPLE WENT TO. TURNS OUT THEY'RE ALL HERE.

GOOD JOB, M. NIGHT, ROUNDING 'EM UP LIKE THAT.
I HAD TO GO HOME TO VISIT MY FAMILY AND LAST NIGHT I SAW MY MOM KISSING A FAT BEARDED GUY DRESSED IN RED CARRYING A SACK FULL OF SOMETHING.

GENERAL IROH, WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MY MOM??

//TY LEE
OF COURSE, IT ISN'T IROH.

BABIES ARE NOT CUTE ANY MORE

FOUND
BABIES


THEY ARE REALLY POOP-Y AND CRY-Y. AND FUNNY COLORED.


I KIND OF FOUND THEM. I WAS GOING TO RAISE THEM MYSELF AND MAKE THEM AIRBENDERS, BUT I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD MAKE GOOD AIRBENDERS. I THINK THEY KIND OF HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE THEY KEEP TRYING TO EAT MY NIPPLES, NO MATTER HOW MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES I GIVE THEM. ALSO, THEY WON'T LET ME SLEEP. EVER. 8C

SO IF ANYONE IS MISSING ANY BABIES, I HAVE SOME. PLEASE TAKE THEM! PLEASE!





//AANG
I AM THE WORST PLAYER EVER. D':  SORRY, GUYS!

COME TO ME, MY LITTLE TOE FUNGUS!

MORTALS OF THE WORLD, I HAVE FOUND TROO LUV AND HIS NAME IS OH-HEAVE!

IT WAS AWESOME YOU GUYS. HE IS MY ANGEL GOD FAIRY PRINCESS ADONIS AND I WILL LOVE HIM ~*FOREVER*~ I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE SO MUCH LIKE ME. IT'S ALMOST LIKE SELF-SERVICING... ONLY BETTER CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF!

I'M TELLIN' YA, IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

WE DANCED. THEN WE KISSED. THEN I BENT HIM TINY ROCK HEARTS. THEN I STRUNG THEM TOGETHER ON METAL WIRING AND SHOVED THEM UP HIS ASS.

AND WHEN I WOKE UP HE WAS GONE.

SO ALL YOU BITCHES ARE GONNA HELP ME FIND HIM.

AREN'T YOU!

/TOPH
SEEMS LIKE NOBODY KNEW WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT. YOU CAN FIND OUT HERE.

!!!!!!!!! REVELATIONS

I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THIS ENTIRE TIME I WAS NOT ASIAN.

BUT IN FACT, WHITE.

MY CHILDREN, IS THIS TRUE? HAVE I BEEN LIED TOO ALL THESE YEARS?

BITCHFEST :D


OK. I'VE BEEN REALLY PATIENT AND HAVEN'T MENTIONED IT MUCH BUT..

WHERE THE *HELL* IS ZEI?!

I AM 6 MONTHS OR SO PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD, AND HE JUST GOES AND DISAPPPEARS. SO MUCH FOR SUPPORTING ME! PLUS I HAVE HOPE TO CARE FOR.. >c

SO IN SUMMARY, I HAVE NO ZEI OR THAN, OR NO DADDY FOR MY KIDS AND I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME. GENDER IS NOT AN ISSUE. I GO EITHER WAY. :D